at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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