Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Randomize
