I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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