: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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