But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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