I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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