We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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