you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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