They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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