do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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