I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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