your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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