Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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