idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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