David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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