Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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