David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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