If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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