So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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