i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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