you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He has the fingertips of a God
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