well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
do herpes really smell.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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