So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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