We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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