So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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