lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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