Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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