Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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