You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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