not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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