I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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