just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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