so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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