dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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