Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Actions speak louder than pants.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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