Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
