are you still at the devil's house?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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