what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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