I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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