We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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