I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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