She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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