not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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