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(804): View more from Virginia

I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I just found out I have a small penis.

(781): View more from Massachusetts

Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?

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(760): View more from California

I wish they had nachos that got you drunk

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(818): View more from California

I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.

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(915): View more from Texas

Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.

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(845): View more from New York

This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.

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(509): View more from Washington

i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.

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(319): View more from Iowa

what the fuck happened to the tacos

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