I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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