im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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