I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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