ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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