North Korea, Best Korea!
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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