So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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